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Yuna! Chiyo! Moni! On! Yuna! Chiyo! Moni! On!
Chiyo, you're so big!
I'm so happy!
Today, we have Chiyori Nakanishi, a senior member of Ikebihoteito.
Thank you for having me!
Hello!
You're so big!
I am!
I'm so excited!
I'm so happy!
I'm doing YouTube alone, so I don't have many chances to shoot with so many people.
I'm so excited!
Today's topic is...
"Don't Laugh At All, Chiyo Channel"!
Sounds good! Let's do it!
I don't know what you're talking about.
When you think of Chiyori, you think of her as one of the most interesting people in Ikebihoteito.
Today, Chiyori will tell you three genres of jokes.
I'm not a comedian.
I don't think of it as a joke.
I'm not a comedian.
You're not a comedian?
I'm not a comedian.
I just found out!
You're not a comedian.
First, impersonation.
Impersonation!
Chiyori is good at it.
Second, monoboke.
Monoboke!
It's a comedy.
Third, one-shot gag!
Wow!
You're pretty good at it!
I'm pretty good at it.
I'm pretty good at impersonation and one-shot gag.
I'm not good at it.
I'm a little worried about that.
But you're my junior.
I'm sure you'll laugh at me.
But we're not supposed to laugh at you.
No matter how funny we think it is, we'll just laugh at you.
If any of you laughed the most, you'll get a penalty game.
What?
Is there a penalty game?
We'll never laugh at you.
I'm scared.
If that's the case, we'll never laugh at you.
Are you okay?
The content of the penalty game is...
The person who laughed the most will have their Twitter icon on Chiyori's face for a week.
And add @chiyorikawaii or chiyoridaisuki to your account name.
Why do you hate it?
It's a punishment game.
It's a serious punishment game.
Don't say it's a serious punishment game.
The duration of this punishment game is not when the video is uploaded.
It's a serious punishment game.
Let's say that.
If fans don't watch this video...
They won't know.
It's from today.
It may decrease a lot.
Wait!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
Are you okay?
I'm hot.
No, no, no.
But we have to laugh, right?
That's right.
Let's do it like that.
Okay.
Let's do it.
You have 3 minutes.
Isn't it too long?
It's too long.
3 minutes to impersonate someone.
It's too long.
It's difficult.
It's too long.
I'm most worried about Motsuku.
If I don't have a sign,
if you say something,
even if it's not similar,
I can't guarantee that it's similar,
but I can express it with my imagination.
Let's do it.
Ready, start!
First of all, everyone knows this.
If a bird becomes human,
Meh!
it will be new if it can use hands.
Meh!
Next,
an imitation of a vase in an expensive aquarium.
An imitation of a broken vase.
And a hanger.
A broken hanger.
If you put your hand on it, it will become chochi anko.
Koshien's siren.
Something happened just now.
We will start over from where we stopped for 1 minute and 53 seconds.
Restart.
Start!
It got cut off, so we will do it again.
Koshien's siren.
And next.
A stitch with a sore throat.
Backstage.
And various ugly people.
Ugly people who are angry because they think they are cute.
Oh, I really don't like it.
Come on.
Ugly people who suddenly make peace.
Come on, let's take a picture.
Three, two, one.
Ugly people whose mouths are dry.
What? That's funny.
Do you still have time?
One more minute.
If you say something else...
Request time.
If you say something else, we will express it with our faces.
Smartphone.
That's it.
My smartphone looks like this.
Pants.
It looks like this.
Wow.
Sneaker.
Yes, sneaker.
T-shirt.
It's funny.
Bicycle.
How much time do we have?
Three, two, one.
Time's up!
My heart hurts.
It's painful.
I don't like it anymore.
My heart hurts for three minutes.
I laughed a lot.
I love impersonating people.
I love it.
I don't show it to you.
You can tell me.
When I got angry, I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know what to do.
When I got angry, I didn't know what to do.
I was like, 'I'll do it later.'
Chiyo Channel,
where you can't laugh.
It's time for impersonating people.
Oh, my God. I'm nervous.
How do you feel?
It's been a while since I impersonated people.
So I'm very anxious.
Really.
There are a lot of impersonations.
There were impersonations in the studio.
And we brought impersonations from home.
I don't do it all by myself.
Someone does it while I'm thinking.
I'm always anxious.
You have three minutes.
Are you ready?
Start!
Mom, isn't the bath small today?
Is this how you raise a dog?
When will you go back to life, grandma?
What are you eating?
Wow, it doesn't hurt at all!
One minute has passed.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Transparent human's tap dance.
The latest mannequin.
I'll just break it.
Two minutes have passed. One minute left.
Pervert.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm happy every day.
Gorgeous boobs.
What should we do?
It really doesn't come out!
Time up!
Wow!
Isn't it great?
It's too funny!
Wow!
I'm glad!
I thought it wouldn't come out!
It's really funny!
It's funny just by coming out!
Just saying it is funny!
The combination is too good!
It's really funny!
It's hard!
It's a little funny, but...
I can clearly tell whether it's funny or not!
The way you laugh is really funny!
It's really funny!
If it wasn't funny at all, I would have said "****"
The last genre is "one-shot songs"!
"One-shot songs" make me nervous!
We have to come up with a song that no one has ever come up with before!
That's right!
That's great!
I'm happy!
We also have a future on Twitter.
Oh, that's right!
It's decided!
We're in trouble!
But I don't have the ability to spread the word!
I don't know the topic!
I just like Chiyori-san!
But it might get out of hand!
I'll do my best!
The last challenge!
"One-shot songs"!
3, 2, 1...
Start!
While taking off my headband, I'm wasting my time.
I love you. I love you, too. Ah, you and you, too.
If you're happy, let's dance before we shake hands.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Why is it so funny?
Good job, kid, pa! De! Good job, kid, pa! De!
Nani tsukurou? Nani tsukurou?
Migi te wa pa! De! Hidari te wa koshi de ketsu tadam.
Once more!
Good job, kid, pa! De! Good job, kid, pa! De!
Nani tsukurou? Nani tsukurou?
Right hand is pade, left hand is pade too. Choripanman.
If you call me "choripanman" anytime, I'll be happy with it.
And...
EI! EI! EI! EI! EI!
Katakana, caramels, and food.
I'm out of ideas!
What should I do?
Monomono-mane!
Suzuki!
Ippatsu-gyabu-hen!
Tell me anything!
I've done everything!
I'm out of ideas!
Takotisshu!
It's the same as before.
Bear plushies!
I'm sorry.
Tell me more.
Earring!
You! Nah! Moggy! On!
Cut this out, please. Cut it out.
38 seconds left.
Oh, no! High heel! High heel!
Land cell! Land cell!
Gorilla! Gorilla!
Panda! Panda!
Cat! Cat!
Dog! Dog!
What's this?
Hey, what did you say?
Water! Water!
Oh, no! It's too hard!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Wow!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Oh, no!
It's heart-wrenching!
It's not a one-shot gag!
I want to eat ramen noodles from my shoulders.
I want to know about blood.
I want to know about the rhythm of my memory.
Oh, no!
I like that one.
I want to know about blood.
I feel like I'm going to puke.
The final result will be announced later.
Heart-pounding!
"Don't Laugh At All", Chiyo Channel, final result will be announced later!
Yay! We got it!
Who will it be?
Chiyori-san, you were doing it on this side, right?
Yes, yes.
Who do you think will laugh the most?
For me, it's Mogi-chan!
I know you're all laughing, but
I could see you laughing with your mouth wide open,
so I thought you liked all of them.
It was funny, it was really funny.
It was really funny.
I was crying the whole time.
It was so funny.
I don't know what will happen,
but I'm really looking forward to seeing the final result.
Since we have the result here, let's see it!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
I'll announce it.
"You", 19 times!
"Na", 20 times!
Wow!
"Mogi", 21 times!
"On", 27 times!
Yay!
We did it!
I love you, Chiyori!
Director!
Thank you!
For a week, with my cute icon...
Are you okay, Director?
Don't you have any important work?
Are you okay?
If I had any serious work...
What should I do?
What will you do when you see Twitter?
Will you tweet about it?
Shouldn't you take a picture of Chiyori's face now?
Can I?
I'll take a picture of my icon now.
I'll take a lot of pictures of you.
A lot of pictures...
You're so cute!
I'll take a lot of pictures of you.
Can I not take a picture of you when you kiss me?
Why not?
Why do you have to look for ugly pictures of me?
You're funny!
Did you laugh at me?
You're ugly!
I'm not ugly!
Then don't make me ugly!
I won't make you ugly!
Your mouth is open!
My mouth is open!
I won't make you ugly!
You're so cute!
I'll take a picture of you.
You're so funny!
You're not funny!
But you have a smooth skin.
You're not funny!
You're so cute!
You're more cute than you look.
You know, you're really thirsty.
You're thirsty.
I want to drink this peach-flavored juice.
You're weird!
It's amazing!
It's a natural juice!
It's amazing!
You're weird!
You're so cute!
I'm sorry.
We've decided which one we're going to choose.
Not this one or that one.
Not this one, either!
Yes, it's this one!
No!
It's boring!
It's not boring!
It's a punishment game!
Thank you so much for coming today, Chiyori!
Thank you!
It was really fun!
I'm exhausted!
By the way, Chiyori also has her own YouTube channel.
We're going to collaborate with you there, too!
We'll upload our videos there, too!
For more information, please check the description section!
Please do!
If you think Chiyori was funny or funny today,
Bye bye!
It was fun!
I'm glad you liked it!
It was fun!
I might cry a lot today.
Wait!
I might cry a lot today.
What?